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US Film Producers Threaten Boycott

Bernama reports that MPA, which represents most of the US movie industry, is threatening to stop sending movies to Indonesia.  This is part of its negotiations over a proposed levy by the Indonesian government. 

I can’t see how this will be of concern to Indonesian lawmakers, they already have a big local film industry to support and its not like people can’t already get access to foreign films through a thriving black market.  Prices are less than the equivalent of $1 per disk, quality is questionable, though.

UPDATE:

Indonesian cinema chains are opposed to the new tax, of course.  They say it will destroy them and the Indonesian film industry with them.  It’s true, government action often has unintended consequences.  Even if it’s cheaper to see an Indonesian film than a Hollywood one, I should think the markets are different.

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Jakarta Airport: Dangerous by Design

The ramp hardly makes these stairs easier to navigate

As I’ve previously mentioned, on my last trip to Indonesia I ended up spending more time than intended at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport.  Security could be a lot better – the gates are designed so that arriving passengers walk through the area where departing passengers are waiting to board.  Although they are separated by glass, they pass two glass doors which are not always locked, and are sometimes even open.

But the main danger is the design elements of the airport hotel.  The airport hotel is a good place to take refuge from the bustle of the arrival and departure halls.  Its main attraction is that it is air conditioned and has a bar and restaurant.  The problem is, how to get there.  In the picture above, you can see the view of the stairs from the restaurant.  You can see two flights of stairs, but you can’t see the other flights of stairs which you have to take before you get to those flights!  There is no elevator and those steps are steep.  The management has thoughtfully built ramps on one side of the steps so you can drag your luggage up.  Getting down is worse as you struggle to keep a grip on the handle for fear your suitcase will roll down and hit some other unsuspecting traveller.

Doorway to the toilet

The bigger danger is getting in and out of the toilet.  As you can see in the photo, there is a tiny step to enter the toilet.  Maybe I spend a little too much time in the bar, but it’s easy to miss that little step and come a cropper – going in or out.

As it happened, I observed a separate hazard which decided me against using the restaurant – one of the waiters used the toilet.  It’s not a good policy for any restaurant or hotel to allow their staff to mingle with guests, but if they have to they should make sure the staff are seen to wash their hands!

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Buah Lontar : a cool treat on a hot day in Indonesia

Given that any day is a hot day in Indonesia, this might explain why we always crave for cooling sensation, including to find ways to get that tiny, translucent, subtly sweet, jelly-like lontar seed (Borassus flabellifer) out of its thick husk.

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From the clip, you can see those plastic bottles. That is the palm sap. You can drink it fresh from the tree (legen), or wait for couple of days and you got yourself a traditional beer (tuak) ;-)

I was told that to get buah lontar and the sap aren’t easy, you need to wait until the right harvest time comes (only young fruits can be eaten), and only people with experience and skills can climb up those tall Palmyra trees. Anyhow, we believe that the best things in life are usually hard to get, but fortunately, not necessarily have to be expensive :-P

Harvesting Lontar fruit and sap

Buah lontar can be eaten fresh, of course, that’s my favorite way of eating them. Or if you have more time and strength to keep your mouth from excessive salivating, you can create various sweet desserts from buah lontar, the simplest way is just to add syrup and ice. Or you can have a ‘gourmet’ style by adding coconut milk and other ingredients such as fragrant Pandan leaf, fruits, syrup, etc and of course ice ;-)     Enjoy…

Sweet Desserts from Buah Lontar

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It’Snot What You Think – Unfortunate Advertising Positioning

Cosmetics Counter

I took a double take as I walked past this counter in the basement of Jakarta’s upmarket Senayan City shopping mall.  Let’s take a closer look:

"Let all eyes stare at you"

“Let all eyes stare at you”.  Well, they won’t be able to resist staring at you with that thing hanging under your nostril.  The apparent booger is actually a keyhole for the doors set into the front of the display.  It just happens to be in a very unfortunate location.
Let’s not even mention that nobody wants other people to ’stare’ at them.  Look, notice, gaze, regard – almost anything but ’stare’.  Then there’s the fact that Indonesian ladies prefer to have a pale complexion, so why would the copywriter use the word ‘baked’?  And finally, we won’t query why it is so important to have the cabinet doors at the front of the display, thereby breaking the advertisement into four sections with three lines running through the picture.  No, we won’t discuss these things, but rather check out the advertisement right next to the first one:

soft, fine, perfect

Yes, perfect positioning of the booger/keyhole again!  To do it once is careless, but twice in a row makes me wonder if they did it on purpose, but I don’t think so.  It’s just thoughtless lack of care for the client.
BTW, I’m sure you noticed the phallus right next to her face?  “Inspire from flower  petal” indeed!  More like stamen.  And please, if you’re going to be sophisticated and use English, get the grammar right.

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Maria Ozawa Film Promoted by Islamic Fundamentalists

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The notion that a famous porn actress was coming to Indonesia to make a film was enough to set hearts racing at the FPI (Islamic Defender’s Front).  Having been successful in driving out the Indonesian version of Playboy and getting its publisher arrested, they thought they would follow up by preventing a porno from being made, and thereby polluting the souls of the Indonesian people.

One noteworthy attempt to block filming occurred when they picketted the airport, hoping to stop Maria Ozawa from entering Indonesia.  Despite closely monitoring the arrivals hall, she managed to slip past them.  Perhaps they didn’t recognise her with her clothes on?  Or perhaps they expected her to arrive in full porn star regalia – leather lingerie, possibly?

The film crew were a little nervous, according to this report, but the film, Hantu Tanah Kusir, was made and has been released in Indonesian cinemas (in fact a couple of films were made, the other hasn’t been released yet).  The actions of the FPI has guaranteed the producers will pocket a tidy profit regardless of the quality of the film.  In fact, it’s not a porno at all, it’s a comic horror, as you can see from the clip.  The clip also shows the most of the Japanese-Canadian pornstar’s flesh that you will see in that film.  Yes, she undresses, but you only see her back.  In another scene you will find her wearing a bra.  Indeed, judging from the clip, this film is no better or worse than the scores of horror films the Indonesian film industry pumps out year after year.

The Indonesian internet community is obsessed with the following screenshots which show Ozawa wearing a kebaya, the traditional blouse of Indonesian women.  I’m not sure what the fuss is about, maybe its because you can see some cleavage in one of the pics?  But her secrets have already been revealed to anyone who cares to search for that sort of thing.  Indonesians do seem to like it when they see foreigners embracing part of their culture, though.  Anyhow, here are the screen shots for your information:

Ozawa wearing the traditional tight-fitting kebaya

Delman of death sets off for its doom, there's the cleavage.

Approaching the delman (delman is the name used for a horse cart)

Maria Ozawa looking fresh and innocent

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Travelling in Java

Just to let you know, I’ll be travelling through Java for the next two weeks.  Well actually I’ll only be going to two cities, Jakarta and Kediri – for a week each and in that order.  The important reasons are at the beginning and the end of the trip, first to go to Pesta Blogger this Saturday, and the other is to attend the opening of my friend’s new spa business in two week’s time.

So tell me if you have any suggestion of what I might do in the two weeks between those two events.  Hmm, everything’s in twos – I wonder if that will be a theme of this trip?

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Quite Interesting Facts About Indonesia

The Telegraph has an article listing a few interesting ‘facts’ about Indonesia.  There were a few things that I didn’t know before, such as where the name came from. 

There is one significant non-fact, where the reporters say that Indonesia is a NATO country – except that they probably meant to say it’s an OPEC country – except that it’s not an OPEC country anymore. 

And there’s at least one outright lie, where they say Indonesian textile workers have been known to work 36 hour shifts.  This is completely absurd.  Any factory owner who worked his operators that hard would soon find himself without any workers.  Nobody works more than a few hours at a time because they take at least five breaks for prayers.

It’s like saying that household maids work 24 hours every day because they sleep at their employer’s house and prefer to watch tv than go outside.

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Gaining a Market Edge Through Social Networking

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Indonesia now boasts one of the largest groups of Facebook users in the world.  Not all of the users are wealthy people, but most of the Indonesian members seem to use the service for pretty much the same reasons that people in the West do – for meeting new people, staying in contact with friends and family.

In this clip, we see another use, more creative than most – marketing through social networking – by this tukang becak (bicycle rickshaw driver).  Ana has summarised the contents:

The name of the tukang becak is Hariadi or Haryadi? It’s pronounced the same anyway.
His family home also came from Facebook. It was given to him by an English tourist. Hariadi may have told some of his customers his unfortunate life story. His wife died in the great earthquake which hit Yogyakarta on 27 May 2006 and his house was destroyed.  It was an English tourist who funded the development of his new home.

He’s a typical tukang becak who operates in Yogyakarta (friendly personality, will show you the touristry places, places to buy souvenirs etc), the difference is that he’s connected to Facebook and is actively using it not only for social networking, but also to market his services.

When he’s waiting for customers, he connects to facebook thru his mobile phone and makes friends from all over the world (the reporter says he has more than 800 facebook friends). While making friends, he also offers his services for taking them touring the city, when they visit Yogyakarta.

From Facebook, he learnt how to speak English and how to communicate with tourists. The cost of maintaining his Facebook friendships is expensive, but he accepts that extra cost knowing that the benefits are far greater. From his facebook friends he gets many recommendations (especially from foreign tourists) and his income is much more now than when he started.

My opinion : he’s a very smart, open-hearted and optimistic person who embraces new technology and has the courage to seize the opportunity to use facebook to market his services. He doesn’t feel malu (shy) in practicing English on the tourists, unlike many other Javanese.

As a Javanese, I notice a tendency for people to ’sell’ their poverty to tourists every time they get a chance. I remember when I was in Yogyakarta and Borobudur years ago. When we rode a becak, the story was typical - he’s poor, needs more money to send the kids to school, and income from becak was just not enough. When we rode a delman (horse cart), the story was the same.

The typical thinking of treating foreign people as a cash cow is totally unacceptable! But maybe it’s because they just do not have access to facebook, eh? Hehe… From Facebook they should learn more about global friendship and
how to appreciate and value themselves.

Indonesians generally have a tendency to ‘cry poverty’. It’s one of the less appealing habits. They seem to want to present themselves as being from a ‘poor’ country, when in fact the middle classes and elite are generally far more wealthy than people holding similar status in Western countries. Even the poor, in Java and Bali, are in much more comfortable circumstances than those I have seen in the Phillipines, Vietnam, India.

I notice a big difference among becak drivers. It’s a common sight in many small cities to see them sleeping in their rigs by the side of the road. Sometimes they don’t even want to stir if I need a ride. Of course, they may be resting after a hard job, or they may be waiting for a regular customer who would be put out if they weren’t there when needed. But there’s also social pressure to be seen not to be making too much money.  There are only a few like Pak Hari who find creative ways to build their businesses. Even without the house being donated to him, I’m sure he is one becak driver who will make good.

My first exprience with a becak was in Yogya, many years ago. The driver was rake-thin and sported a diamond in his front tooth, which was made of gold. He worked hard and was obviously doing well from it.

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Buddha Bar Ordered to Close – What’s in a Name?

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As if to prove that it’s not only Muslims who can cause a stir over religious matters, after two years a group of indignant Indonesian Buddhists  succeeded in winning a court order to close down the Jakarta branch of Buddha Bar.  In addition, the group which brought the action was awarded 1billion Rupiah (=$US111,000) for ‘mental distress’.  The Buddhists had taken offence at the bar’s name and the fact that its interior design included a number of Buddha statues.  They considered the use of their religion’s founder for commercial benefit to be offensive, particularly to do so in a setting which promotes the moral opposite of what their faith aspires to.

It seems that the only concession which the bar owners made to the protesters was to change the name from ‘Buddha Bar’ to ‘Buddhabar’.  Other than that, they have been prepared to let the matter go to litigation.  This is a path which they are continuing to follow, as they state they will be appealing the court’s decision.

I don’t know how offended Indonesian Buddhists really are, or whether the action is sponsored by (e.g.) a rival business.  Buddhism was accepted as an official religion under the Indonesian constitution as something of a concession to the Chinese community.  But of the Chinese temples I’ve seen in Indonesia so far, they have many statues but none of them have a statue of Buddha.  I suspect that most of those who are officially designated as Buddhists are in fact Confucianists and/or ancestor worshippers.  Having said that, even if a small minority is offended, it is still offensive and their feelings are worth considering.

I’m surprised that the bar owners have decided that their name and decor is so integral to their business success that it is worth upsetting a segment of the community.  It shows a disregard for Indonesian culture, which values harmony and neighbourliness.  The fault probably lies not so much with the local owners but with the master franchise which doubtless insists on the name and decor as part of the franchise agreement.

This matter also highlights the division of Buddhism between its traditional Asian members, who follow the tenets prescribed by tradition and their religious leaders; and the ‘new age orientalists’ who believe in whatever suits them in the moment and neglect anything that requires effort or challenges their comfortable way of thinking.

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