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Richard Branson to Visit Indonesia

Lock up your daughters, Indonesia!

Billionaire businessman Richard Branson is to give a public lecture on entrepreneurship next week in Jakarta.  Tempointeractive gave the news but no details of how to get a seat.  It would be well worth hearing what he has to say.  If you have any more information than I, please tell us.

I wonder whether he is planning to start a business in Indonesia?  There’s huge potential in an economy that’s growing so fast.  It’s also a good sign that high profile people such as him are starting to visit Indonesia.

It says that Branson is also in this picture:

Where's Branson?

I’ve searched and searched, but I can’t find him in it.

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Building a House for Kids

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With the economy booming, Indonesia’s housing market has also recovered from a slump brought about by excessive real estate investment.  Seeing news of the US housing market collapse was a bit like observing the same thing happening in Indonesia a few years previously.  There were differences, of course.  There weren’t so many loans involved, it was mostly a case of people switching money out of their (once) high yeilding bank accounts into real estate.  But the results were similar – thousands of building sites returning to nature.

If this example is anything to go by, a few other things are changing in the current boom.  Previously, new houses were built with the sole apparent reason being to impress.  They were huge Colonial Dutch Style McMansions like this one under construction:

save money by not using proper scaffolding

Other than having little consideration for the future occupants, these buildings were built with no regard to the climate.  They are naturally hot and the interior spaces are too big for air conditioning.  Oddly, even the interior design is usually uncomfortable, using synthetic fabrics, thin upholstering and straight-backed chairs and lounges.

If Aboday’s Playhouse is anything to go by, Indonesian architects are at last designing houses for the people who will live in them.  What child would not love to use that slide? It’s a feature I haven’t seen before.

Playhouse by Aboday

They have also considered factors such as planting big enough trees to protect the walls from the sun; providing ventilation to allow a natural cooling air flow and also wall cavities to insulate the house and alleviate radiant heat entering the house from the cement exterior.

Some of the design features are not to my taste, but that’s beside the point – it’s not my house.  If the occupants like it, then it’s successful.  I see it as part of a social change to a higher regard for personal style away from the mercenary considerations of the past 80 years.

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Drive Safe

Happy travels!

On a rainy day, helping to cart rice husks and there’s no room in the cabin.  These labourers have come up with a solution so they can ride along and not get wet by making a kind of hammock under the overhang at the back of the truck.  What can go wrong?

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Enjoy Jakarta – while we murder the English language

I’m the first to admit I’ve made a few typos and grammar mistakes since I started this blog.  But I don’t represent the biggest city in SE Asia: http://jakarta-tourism.go.id/wisatadkiapp/

Here’s an example from the site:

History of JAKARTA

Jakarta the city of history mention the earlier phase emanates from the diverse ancient inscriptions found in the nearby port, begin at least the 14th century with the development of a small port of Hindu Padjajaran Kingdom which known as Sunda Kelapa at the mouth of Ciliwung River. Searching for the fabled “Spice Island”, the Portuguese were the first Europeans which arrive and establish a fortress on the site in the early 16th century.

I guess they’re not really interested in telling about the history of Jakarta, or they’d use something better than a language translating site (I can’t believe they could have paid someone to write that home page).  They might also have mentioned a few other things happening after the Portuguese built their fort – such as the Dutch coming and staying for 300 years?

I’ll leave it to you to identify all the other things that are wrong about the home page, if you have the inclination.  I found this site about three months ago, and I wouldn’t be criticising if they had fixed a few of the obvious problems.  But it’s quite a typical attitude that once something’s ‘done’ it’s never improved on or updated.  At least they update the calendar, but notice they still have the ‘Visit Indonesia 2009′ icon at the bottom of the page?

There is, in fact, some useful information on the site, such as hotel listings, including a large number of budget hotels in Jl Jaksa (the backpacker’s area – look under 1 star hotels) though an English speaker will have a few troubles making a booking since they only give the address and telephone number.  Of course, nobody who knows Jaksa would make a booking without checking out the hotel first.  But the information isn’t intended for people who already know the city (who in their right mind would stay in a seedy hotel in Jaksa?).

Some of the information is downright dangerous, for example, they recommend a shopping visit to the Jatinegara gemstone market.  Jatinegara is not the finest neighbourhood in Jakarta and the gem market isn’t exactly set up for tourists.  The one time I went there, none of the merchants were willing to show me a natural or untreated stone and the prices were so inflated there was no chance of bargaining the price down to a reasonable level.  There was no air conditioning, little lighting and nowhere to rest or eat.  I don’t know why they continue to try to make it into a tourist destination.

One last point – under ‘travelling tips’ they recommend tipping 10% at restaurants.  In my experience, a tip is completely unexpected, although most welcome.

I could say a lot more about the deficiencies of this site, but it’s like shooting fish in a barrel – too easy.  Can I just ask that the Governor of Jakarta take tourism seriously some time?

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Smoking clown – Badut

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When I think of clowns, I think of the acrobatic ones from the Russian circus with their prat falls, tumbling and slapstick.  I thought that you would at least have to put a bit of effort into it.  Not in Indonesia.  These two slackers get away with a little prancy dance, shake a few kids’ hands and give out baloons that they didn’t even make themselves!

Driving along the street there are signs everywhere saying ‘badut’ and a telephone number.  Sometimes I wondered what it would be like, I’d even considered hiring one for my own personal entertainment.  But now I know that this is all I’d get, I won’t bother.  At 6 minutes, even Mum gets bored and turns the camera on herself. 

I guess the scenario here is these two clowns have been hired by whoever is trying to get all those kids into the building, the advertising would have included clowns as part of the free entertainment.

I love to watch people at work, even when they’re not working very hard.  So here is a slice of life.  The thing I liked the most of this clip is the first few seconds where the sad clown is having a  sit down and a smoke.  Sitting down and smoking is just sooo unclownlike.

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Ketok Magic

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The guy in the clip doesn’t look much like the dukun I posted last week (maybe he had a shave after his bath?), but he’s performing a kind of magic.    By the gentle taps you can see him doing on the clip, he is able to beat out the dents in a sheet of metal without disturbing the paintwork.  It works if you just have a dent, not if there’s a scratch or gash, of course.  Still, it’s quite amazing, I recon.  Panel beating while you wait.

This magic is performed throughout Java, perhaps all of Indonesia.  However it originates from Blitar (according to the guy who posted the clip).  So when you’re driving around Java, you will often see a sign ‘ketok magic’.  But if the guy learnt his trade in Blitar, it will say ‘ketok magic Blitar’, so you know it’s the original and (usually) the best.  You mostly find this kind of advertising technique with food – some towns are famous for particular dishes, so the restaurant will make a point of showing that the dish it serves is just like the one from that other town.

So if you’re a panel beater living in the West who wants to make a fortune by learning this skill, you had best buy a ticket to Java.  The only problem is you might never want to leave.

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Parking in Jakarta

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Considering it’s the biggest city in SE Asia, I’ve seldom had trouble finding a parking space in Jakarta.  That’s largely thanks to guys like Hassan, the ‘tukang parkir’. Anywhere you can park a car, you will find them, or rather – they will find you.  Except in the quiet residential streets. 

If there is the slightest possibility of being able to park near the place you want, they will find it for you, help guide your car into the parking spot and even stop the flow of traffic (if necessary) so you can drive out.  You get all that service, plus an hour or so’s parking, for 2,000rp – far less than you’d pay for a metered spot in your own country. And this is in the centre of Jakarta!

If the regular parking bays are all full, they will help you to double-park your car. However, you have to be willing to leave it in neutral with the brake off so they can move your car to let out the one you’re blocking.

You will also find this service in the multi-level car parks attached to malls and in the fenced-off clusters of rukos (ruko=shop house). Because you pay for the parking at the gate, these guys will guide your car into a space for no charge, although you can choose to tip them if you want (especially if they found you a spot in a crowded car park).

In fact, you will find this service in every town in Java, not just Jakarta.  It’s just that the ones in Jakarta are particularly creative in finding you a spot. Without these guys, parking would be about as difficult as in London.

Looking at the clip, I’m not sure about the meaning of all that sign language in the first half. Towards the end (0:45), you can see Hasssan demonstrating his skills. Notice that he has the cars triple parked and he’s managing the motor bikes too.

I would be interested to know how these self-appointed parking attendants gain posession of the right to work their little patch of street.

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