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001 Review – Nathaniel’s Nutmeg

The full title of the book is: Nathaniel’s Nutmeg: How One Man’s Courage Changed the Course of History.  With such an apparently narrow focus, I deferred reading it until now.  In fact, the book describes the history of the spice trade from an English perspective.

The Eastern Islands of what is now Indonesia were once the only source in the world for nutmeg, cloves and mace.  Until the Portuguese arrived in 1511, these spices reached Europe by a mostly overland route, passing through the hands of numerous merchants of South Asia and the Middle East.  The Venetians had the monopoly over the last stage, from the Levant to Europe.  So it was not until the Portuguese built ships which could sail around the South coast of Africa that the spices began to arrive in Europe in such large quantities that people other than royalty could have access to them.

There were many surprises for me in this book.  One of them was the effect of supply on price.  In economics class, I was taught that low supply equals high prices.  But the bigger supply of spices caused demand to surge and drove prices through the roof.   I guess people didn’t know that they wanted the spices until they tried them.  The writer says that there was a big demand for nutmeg for use in medicine, too.

The English entered into the spice trade about a hundred years after the Portuguese, but a few years before the Dutch.  For some reason which is not stated in the book, the English were able to defeat Portuguese and Spanish ships with astonishing ease.  On some voyages, English captains were able to defeat multiple ships from those countries.  The Dutch were a different matter.  Although the started later, they poured much greater resources into the spice trade.  Where the English sent single ships, the Dutch sent fleets.  The English established ‘factories’ (trading houses) in native cities while the Dutch built forts.  The Dutch also sent thousands of soldiers, hired Japanese mercenaries and even tried to bring farmers to settle the islands.  The Dutch sought to monopolise the spice trade and were determined to drive the English out from the start.  In addition to their material advantage, they also worked as part of the company whereas the English tended to trade as individuals and frequently worked against each other.

The writer makes much of the fact that the native rulers and peoples much preferred to deal with the English merchants and hated the Portuguese and later the Dutch.  I think the reason for this is that the English never held much power there and circumstances forced them to get along with the locals instead of dominate them.  There are a few examples cited where an English captain bombarded native cities or where dozens of native Americans were shot for sport as a ship passed along the North American coast.

We don’t actually meet the Nathaniel from the title until more than half way through the book and he doesn’t reach the spice islands until two thirds through.  His actions ultimately had an effect on the course of world history, but he didn’t live to see it happen.

There is an uncomfortably long description of the brutal treatment meted out to a group of Japanese mercenaries and the innocent English inhabitants of Neira Island by a paranoid Dutch Governor.   The book relates many acts of brutality committed by Ottoman governors, Indian potentates, Javanese sultans, English captains and native tribesmen.  But the story of the torture and execution of these innocent men made my blood boil.  It’s a disturbing vision of what can happen when someone has much power and answers to nobody.  If that episode was typical of Dutch rule, I can now better understand why the people of Indonesia helped the Japanese during the Second World War and evicted all the Dutch as soon as they gained independence.

Another question raised in my mind by the book is why the Chinese or the Japanese never saw fit to control the Spice Islands for themselves.  There was opportunity for the Chinese under Cheng Ho, and even before that Chinese mercenaries were active in Java.  Even during the period covered by this book, there were Chinese merchants living in Bantam and Jakarta.  Japanese pirates and mercenaries were also active in the region and particularly feared by all.  Such valuable and easily defended islands would have been easy for an East Asian emperor to confiscate.

The main interest in the book for me was to learn more about how the people who lived in Indonesia at the time were. There are some mentions of the sultans, headhunters and the residents of the Spice Islands, but the book is mostly about the European experience.  On page 272 of the book, an English captain describes the people of Run as “peevish, perverse, diffident and perfidious people and apt to take disgust upon small occasions”.  I know some expats who still hold that view, but I’m sure they’re more complex than that.

Overall, the style is easy to read, but the bits about the torture were upsetting for me.

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001 Javanese Culture – The Wisdom of an Ancient People

Every culture has its precepts. They are passed down the generations by simple to understand sayings which pass into the language to almost become cliches. Ana is a Javanese who has lived in Jakarta (far from the Javanese heartland of Central Java) for a few years. A few days ago, when she was reconnecting with old friends on Facebook, Ana found some of these traditional Javanese sayings. She was struck by how disconnected she has become from her own culture.  She felt that she should have been actively protecting and preserving the culture. Being a culture warrior…

nana the culture warrior

I was curious to know what hidden knowledge the Javanese keep, so I asked Ana to translate a few of them.

The following is the correspondance I received from Ana, which contains the sayings in their original Javanese. Each saying is followed by a translation into Bahasa Indonesia, followed by a literal English translation. I have then added what I think is the nearest English equivalent and, in brackets, what I think is the most likely source. (n.b. If you think translating something into one language in order to translate it into the one you want is a roundabout way to get your result, you are obviously not Javanese enough. You’ll understand better when you read the translations):

Advices and wise words, a la Javanese

These kind words are meant as good advice for living in the right way (Javanese way). Some of them may contain Javanese signature life-style (nice, slow and easy) but also speak of universal moral values.

I tried to translate as literally as possible to get the feeling of a word by word translation. If you feel it is like going around the bush or so much redundancy, it reflects the Javanese preference for not addressing the issue straight to the point, because it may ‘hurt’ other people’s feeling. :-P very gently and subtly spoken… and should never sound patronizing to others…

About equality of humanity

Javanese Language (JL)

Wiwit cilik mula anak-anak wis diparingi pangreten manawa jejering kamanungsane sakabehing wong iku padha wae, kang mangkono supadya ora nyewiyah marang sapadha-padha, kosokbaline malah tansah asih tresna marang sesami.

Bhs Indonesia (BI)

Sejak masih kecil, anak-anak sebaiknya sudah diberi pengertian bahwa semua manusia pada dasarnya adalah setara, sehingga kita sebaiknya tidak berbuat melukai sesama manusia, namun sebaliknya malah harus saling mengasihi antar sesama.

English (En)

From a young age, children should have been taught with understanding that all people have equal humanity; therefore we should not hurt others, in contrary should always love them.

Equivalent

Love thy neighbour. (Gospel)

About Procrastination

JL

Pagaweyan kang abot dhewe iku pagaweyan kang ora tau dilakoni nganti nglumpuk tumpuk undhung, wusana kesel atine ora bisa ngrampungi amarga awang-awangen. Sanadyan ta pagaweyan abot temenan, waton dilakoni suwening suwe dadi entheng

BI

Pekerjaan yang paling berat adalah pekerjaan yang dijalankan menunggu hingga bertumpuk-tumpuk, akhirnya membuat hati kesal dan tidak bisa diselesaikan karena merasa tidak mampu. Kalaupun memang berat betul, asal dilakukan terus lama-kelamaan menjadi ringan juga.

En

The heaviest work to be done is the work that is done without waiting until it is collected and becomes piles of work, thus feeling exhausted at heart because it seemed unworkable. Even if the work is heavy indeed, when you do it anyway, gradually it becomes light.

Equivalent

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. (Confucius?)

About ambition

JL

Kesel iku tambane mung leren, nanging yen ora kesel iya aja leren. Ngaya iku kembanging lara, becike ajeg tumindak sakadare linakonan kanthi senenging ati

BI

Keletihan hanya bisa diobati dengan istirahat, namun bila belum letih ya jangan beristirahat. Memaksakan diri adalah sumber dari penyakit, lebih baik senantiasa bertindak semampunya, dan melakukannya dengan senang hati.

En

Tiredness is healed only by resting, but if you are not tired do not stop. Forcing yourself is the source of sickness, it is better to be consistently doing one step at a time and doing it with happy heart.

Equivalent

Slow but steady wins the race. (Aesop)

About living in truth

JL

Linambaran pangati-ati, anggenipun ambyur ing madyaning bebrayan nindakaken darmaning gesang, tinuntun lampahipun ing margining bener saha becik.
Bener ateges boten kalentu, dene becik ateges pantes dados tepa tuladha, lampahipun kanthi pamawas, sing bener iku mesthine becik, dene sing bener apadene becik mesti benere.

BI

Dilandasi kehati-hatian, kita hidup di tengah masyarakat menjalani hakekat hidup, akan dituntun ke jalan yang lurus (bagus) dan benar. Benar artinya tidak salah, sedangkan bagus artinya pantas dijadikan contoh bagi orang lain, tindak-tanduknya selalu disertai dengan pikiran jernih (keyakinan) bahwa yang benar itu pasti bagus, sedangkan yang benar dan bagus, sudah pasti itu benar.
En

Founded by carefulness (awareness), we live among others to do the essence of life, our steps are guided to walk within the passage of truth and goodness.

True means not being wrong, and good means qualified to be an example, living by clear determination (faith) that the truth is good, and being true and good is definitely true.

Equivalent

Practice what you preach.

About patience and acceptance

JL

Yen arep sumurup lenggahing sabar, narima, lila legawa, iklas, sumarah, aja takon marang sapadha-padha, utawa kok othak-athik ing nalar, nanging rasakna lan rumangsoa.

BI

Jika ingin melihat dimana letak sikap sabar, menerima, rela hati, ikhlas, pasrah, janganlah bertanya pada sesama manusia maupun dipikir dengan akal logika, namun rasakanlah dan mengertilah dengan perasaan.

En

If you want to search and find patience, acceptance, sincerity, submission, do not look towards others, nor try to find them within our logic, but you have to feel it and have compassion.

Equivalent

Let your conscience be your guide. (Disney)

About envy

JL

Padha singkirana laku iri/ meri amarga lumrahe wong iri/ meri kuwi banjur tumindak kang ala klebu ngrasani lan ngala-ala, kamangka durung mesthi menawa dheweke sing kadunungan mulya bisa mapanake tumindak kang mulya.

BI

Hindarilah perasaan iri (terhadap kesuksesan orang lain) karena orang iri biasanya melakukan hal yang jelek misalnya membicarakan orang lain dan bergosip, padahal belum tentu jika dirinya diberikan kesuksesan bisa berlaku baik.

En

Avoid feeling jealous (of someone else’s success) because people with jealousy will be doing bad things including bad chatting and gossiping, in the other way around oneself might not be as good when he/she is granted with such success.

Equivalent

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

About the benefit of drinking water

JL

Manawi sampun ginanjar sakit ngantos kedah mondhok ing griya sakit mesthinipun lajeng sambat : “mbayare kok larang ya ?” . . nanging tetep dibayar . . . Mangga kita sami ngudi kasarasaning badan supados tinebihaken saking griya sakit, ing antawisipun ngunjuk toya pethak ingkang kathah.

BI

Apabila sudah dalam keadaan sakit hingga harus dirawat di rumah sakit pasti akan mengeluh : “biayanya kok mahal ya?”… namun tetap saja dibayar… Mari kita bersama mengusahakan kesehatan badan supaya dijauhkan dari rumah sakit, salah satu contohnya dengan meminum air yang banyak.

En

Only if we get sick and have no other choice but to spend our days in hospital, we would then yearn “Why do we have to pay the bill so expensive?” – but of course, we pay them eventually – So, together, let us put our effort to keep our body healthy so that we would be stay far away from hospital, for instance by drinking plenty of clear water.

Equivalent

Drink more water.

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Crime in Indonesia: Hypnotists Rob a Cashier

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This CCTV clip is like a silent movie.  Dialogue is unnecessary in this case, where the action unfolds entirely within the camera’s range of view. 

A typical Jakarta restaurant, empty, and maybe mid-afternoon, when most of the other customers have left and the staff are tired and ready to relax.  There is an elderly cashier and perhaps four staff.  The hypnotist and his female accomplice come to the counter to pay for their meal.  From their appearance and manner, they seem to be Indians (there is a large Indian community in Jakarta).  While the woman distracts the staff, the hypnotist sets to work on the cashier, confusing her with various requests concerning money, eventually ‘helping’ her by helping himself to the cash drawer, even putting his had right up into the drawer.  Eventually they get what they came for and the cashier is left to puzzle over what happened to the days takings.

Restaurants are an easy target for hypnotists.  The routine of restaurants is predictable, they are easy to ‘case’.  There is almost certainly going to be cash in the till.

Hypnotic fraud is a common means of robbery in Indonesia.  Violent crime is still very unusual, although there has been an increase in the number of shootings in Jakarta recently.  Even so, Jakarta must rank as one of the safest cities in the world, for its size.

Hypnotists generally work around train stations and bus stops, places where people might be a little confused or dazed.  They pick their targets carefully, usually going for elderly people.  However there are many cases where they will sexually assault a female victim while also relieving her of her cash and valuables.  If you are an English native speaker, you are far less likely to be victimised by the hypnotists because of the language and cultural barrier and the natural caution which most travellers have in a strange country.  But don’t discount the possibility that it can happen to you.

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It’Snot What You Think – Unfortunate Advertising Positioning

Cosmetics Counter

I took a double take as I walked past this counter in the basement of Jakarta’s upmarket Senayan City shopping mall.  Let’s take a closer look:

"Let all eyes stare at you"

“Let all eyes stare at you”.  Well, they won’t be able to resist staring at you with that thing hanging under your nostril.  The apparent booger is actually a keyhole for the doors set into the front of the display.  It just happens to be in a very unfortunate location.
Let’s not even mention that nobody wants other people to ’stare’ at them.  Look, notice, gaze, regard – almost anything but ’stare’.  Then there’s the fact that Indonesian ladies prefer to have a pale complexion, so why would the copywriter use the word ‘baked’?  And finally, we won’t query why it is so important to have the cabinet doors at the front of the display, thereby breaking the advertisement into four sections with three lines running through the picture.  No, we won’t discuss these things, but rather check out the advertisement right next to the first one:

soft, fine, perfect

Yes, perfect positioning of the booger/keyhole again!  To do it once is careless, but twice in a row makes me wonder if they did it on purpose, but I don’t think so.  It’s just thoughtless lack of care for the client.
BTW, I’m sure you noticed the phallus right next to her face?  “Inspire from flower  petal” indeed!  More like stamen.  And please, if you’re going to be sophisticated and use English, get the grammar right.

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Summary of my Trip to Indonesia

A few weeks ago, I returned to Indonesia for a short break.  Now I’m back home, trying to get my work back into balance.  It gets harder and harder to come back after a holiday.

Anyhow, during my trip, I had quite a few new experiences; made some new friends and caught up with some old friends; and gathered a heap of material for this site.

The new experiences included:

  • attending Pesta Blogger +;
  • trying new foods, restaurants and hotels;
  • having my photo in a local newspaper without even knowing they took it;
  • being a guest on talk-back radio; and
  • participating in the opening of a Nakamura franchise.

I made a lot of new friends at Pesta Blogger +, I hope to get around to catching up with them all again soon.  It was good to put faces to names at Yluva, Ana’s workplace.  It was very nice to meet the Nakamura people, the ILP teachers, lots of high school students, the TX Kediri staff and so many more.  Some of my new and existing friends have promised to provide articles and stories for this site and I can’t wait to hear more from them.

New material includes a complete collection of Rhoma Irama movies.  I also have a fine collection of dangdut clips, a library of soppy Indonesian romantic comedies and heaps of my own photos and videos.  All of this means I have a vast reserve of material for this site which I now have to post as quickly as I can.

It wasn’t all plain sailing on my trip, though.  Mount Merapi continued to erupt throughout the time I was there.  Although I wasn’t directly affected by it (the island of Java is equal in size to England) my return flight was cancelled because of the volcanic dust in the atmosphere south of Jakarta.  The carrier rescheduled the flight for a few days later, but when they gave me my replacement ticket, they told me I would need to book a hotel for three nights, so I did that.  Without actually checking the date on my new ticket.  After three nights had been and gone, I showed up at the airport and was informed that I should have been there the day before.  Yep, I was a day late for my flight!  There were still no direct flights from Jakarta to Perth (thanks to continuing eruptions) so I had to buy a ticket to Singapore – luckily I still had plenty of cash as the ticket counter doesn’t take credit cards.

When I got to Singapore, I found that my carrier doesn’t fly to Perth on Sundays, so I had to buy a ticket elsewhere.  Qantas couldn’t help me so I made a dash to Singapore Air and managed to grab the last ticket on the only flight to Perth on the day.  By that time I was stinking from sweat, so I paid $8.50 for a shower.  The shower was lovely and refreshing, but by the time I finished my little shower room was full of steam so I ended up sweaty again!  At least I could change my clothes, but the room was too small to open my luggage without everything spilling out.  It wasn’t the most relaxing shower but at least I wasn’t stinking anymore.  Really, I shouldn’t have bothered.  It turned out I was seated in the middle between an old Japanese guy who was completely out of it and a lawyer with a bad flu.  The flight suffered from headwinds and there were such blustery winds at Perth Airport the passengers applauded when the captain landed the plane.

I had a lot of technical troubles on this trip.  My phone died after a few days and refused to be repaired.  Some of my videos didn’t survive being transferred from the camera, my “global roaming” phone refused to connect incoming callers and would not let me dial out half the time and saved up my SMS messages to deliver 8 or 10 every 6 hours or so. On top of all that, the few hotels that offered wifi access charged prohibitive rates for the priviledge.

Despite the troubles, I’m already planning my next trip back again next year.  You can expect to read more of my adventures in coming weeks, I need to put them in writing before my memory turns them into myths.

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Is Gayus the Most Stupid Criminal in Indonesia?

Tears begin to well up

I’ve written about Gayus Tambunan before.   Last time he tried to run from the law, he was discovered with his wife and kids eating at a popular Singapore food court.  Not the most secretive of locations, but you could almost excuse him for feeling safe in another country (and one which welcomes corruptors).

Breaks down in the court room

Since that time he’s managed to keep himself pretty much out of the headlines.  He was even able to enjoy the jailhouse privileges which prisoners with access to money can buy.  One of those privileges is being able to come and go as one chooses.  It is reported that Gayus paid the warder and other guards a total of about $US40,000 per month for this.  Considering that a prisoner with the funds can fully redecorate his or her cell, buy extra room, flat screen tv, refridgerator, install cable and internet services, bring in chefs, girls, whatever – you would have to think that it would need to be a particularly important meeting for you to leave the prison and risk being spotted by a member of the public.  Having taken the risk, wouldn’t you try to avoid public places where popular events are being held, where you know there will be journalists and cameramen?

Incognito

Gayus was seen attending an international tennis tournament in Bali by a ticket steward who quickly tipped off some reporters.  Wouldn’t you think that a man who had the cash to pay a $40,000 bribe could also afford a better disguise than that obvious wig.  To my mind, it’s not just that the wig doesn’t hide his identifying features, the fact is this wig is so strange that it actually attracts attention to the person wearing it.  Putting that wig on is like wearing a sign saying ‘look at how weird I look!’

I confess that I’m confused.  Is Gayus so contemptuous of the Indonesian legal system that he actually wanted to be seen doing this?  Otherwise, is he such a tennis tragic that he really had to attend that match live?  The only alternative is that he is so arrogant and foolish that he thinks he can disregard the legal system by buying his way in and out of wherever he chooses.

Well, it’s true that until now he HAS been able to buy his way.  But the public indignation has shone the spotlight on him now.  He will have to do better than $40,000 in future.

This will definitely make life a little less comfortable for wealthy prisoners.  In a way, it’s sad that prisoners who were accustomed to a higher living standard than their fellow inmates will find it harder to provide themselves with minor comforts.  But the truely sad thing about this is that Indonesians can no longer trust their prison system to protect them from convicted criminals.  If prisoners can come and go as they want, there are only two solutions.  Either the prison system is completely overhauled and measures put in place to ensure these regular irregularities stop, or a different form of punishment will be developed, such as increased use of corporal or capital punishment.

Should Gayus have another opportunity to leave his prison cell, here are some disguise suggestions:

The many faces of Gayus

In an attempt to regain lost popularity, SBY has adopted the ‘Gayus Style’:

SBY goes Gayus

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Indonesian Disaster goes Unreported

Too often, the Western media quickly moves on and ignores important events in Indonesia.  For example, what happened to the skyscrapers occupying the 44ha Rasuna Epicentrum?/

Buildings missing from huge development

Only Aboutindo is brave enough to reveal the buildings were removed by a giant:

Bemused culpret at the scene of the crime

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Pesta Blogger

We shared our knowledge

This is the first blogging convention I’ve ever attended, so I didn’t know what to expect.  The event took place in a new building near the Rasuna apartments, behind Pasar Festival on Jl Rasuna Said.  I was surprised to notice a café in this building, called Kopi Luwak, or something similar (warung luwak? Well, Luwak was in the name).  Anyhow, of course I had to try it.  I’ll blog about that experience when I have the time.

Well, I was a bit surprised by the convention.  So many folk gathered in one place, bursting with enthusiasm and filled with life.  Judging by the number of volunteers willing to give their time to the convention, to promoting the products from their regions, to raising money for the volcano, tsunami and flood victims, to fighting internet censorship, women’s health and so many other worthy causes, I saw that Indonesians do not lack public spirit.

Demo against internet censorship

Some of the bigger booths were hosted by: Coca Cola, which had a display on recycling its packaging.  The attendant promised that the literature she gave me had details about the people who make the lamps and clothing, so I could buy for myself, but I can’t find it in the materials she gave me.

Coca Cola booth

The US embassy had the biggest presence.  They were mostly promoting education products.  At the current $US exchange rate, they should have no trouble making sales.  Es Teler 77, an Indonesian restaurant chain, was the most popular booth as they were giving away free drinks (Coca Cola had run out by the time I got back to them – they might have been more popular if they had brought more product!  There were plenty of computer hardware and web-based businesses, some t-shirt makers and the Jakarta Post.  The Post missed an opportunity by not having a journalist on hand to speak with me, although their booth attendants were gorgeous.

Gorgeous Jakarta Post girls

In the main hall, there were the usual speeches.  Mine was well attended.

My impromptu speech

There was a good turn out

They also had a band which, I’m told, is a very popular one.  That’s all well and good, but my impression was that it would have been possible to attend the conference without conferring about blogging at all!  Apart from the booth attendants, most people were too shy to come up and talk to me, even when I tried to start the conversation.  In the end, I just started giving out my card to everyone whether they wanted it or not, and that seemed to break the ice with most people.

It would have been nice if the organisers could have set aside places where bloggers could have discussions on particular topics.  Maybe have people who could lead the discussion so attendees could share their ideas on different ways of improving their blogs, the internet, whatever.

One platform where I will definitely need to lift my game is Twitter.  Many of the attendees don’t blog at all, but they do tweet.  Expect more from that direction in future.

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Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Vocanoes Don’t Scare Us

Mt Merapi Erupts

The world’s newspapers and news sites seem to be filled with stories about a series of natural disasters that Indonesia is currently suffering.  Earthquake and tsunami in Sumatra, volcano erupting in Yogya, floods in Jakarta.  I’ve seen a YouTube vid of a US pastor who says it’s the end of the world.  Well, it’s not the end of the world, although it is for the unfortunate victims of those events. 

Lots of disasters, but this only shows half of the country

Indonesia is no more prone to these events than Japan or New Zealand.  But there are two factors which make it seem worse.  First, it is highly populated, so people are more likely to be affected, so there is more chance of publicity than if it occured in an unpopulated place.  Second, Indonesia covers a huge area, so there is always something happening somewhere, always reported as being from the same country but in fact being entire time zones away from other events.  I’ve read that if Indonesia was moved to the Atlantic Ocean, it would stretch from New York to London, so an event that takes place in Sumatra is unlikely to affect you if you are in Bali.  Java looks small on a world map, but it’s actually the same size as England.  So the only reason people in Jakarta know about the Mt Merapi eruption, happening on the same island, is because of news reports.

In the case of the Merapi eruption, not all of the victims are thought to have been unwilling.  Certainly, many farmers are reluctant to leave their livestock, even under threat of volcanic activity.  There is also the problem of reclaiming their land when they return, since the land forms are changed by the ash fall and lava flows.  But most of them did actually leave before the eruption.  Those who stayed, however, are thought to have done so for another reason.

Mbah Maridjan held the traditional title of Keeper of the Mountain, a position which includes the role of messenger between the spirit of the mountain and the Sultan of Yogyakarta.  In the days before the eruption, he declined media interviews even though he normally welcomed them.  He also refused to leave his mountainside village despite calls from his son and the authorities for his evacuation.  Yesterday, his body was found, along with those of other villagers, in the position for prayer.  There are some who say that he sacrificed himself to appease the mountain and mitigate the power of the eruption.  Meanwhile, the Western media sees him as an unfortunate victim.

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Magic Goat or Animal Cruelty?

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I touched a raw nerve when I sent this clip to Ana, Aboutindo’s resident translator, for comment.  I knew she’s a dog lover, but I didn’t realise her empathy extends to goats too.  Anyhow, here’s her response:

This clip is ridiculous! That goat was one of the poor animals selected for Idul Adha sacrifice at Jombang, East Java. That line at the neck is the line used as a guide for cutting.

They said the slaughterman was a very experienced one, had slaughtered more than 100 goats. The process was also done in accordance with Islamic laws which dictate that you have to pray first before killing (halal).

Anyhow, this goat happened to still be alive 8 hours after being ’slaughtered’. But instead of blaming the butcher who screwed up and just tortured the goat, the word went out that this goat has supernatural power (usually the animals just died without trouble), or maybe (this is my opinion)…. maybe they are afraid that somehow the power of an angel, or God’s grace is protecting the goat from a quick and painless death.

Hmm.. how come someone there didn’t think of making the crowd really scared, like… this goat’s soul was protected by the Prophet Ismael himself! So, it cannot be slaughtered, that’s why it’s still alive although it should be dead.

Or, someone didn’t say, omg! We slaughtered wrong goat! This goat isn’t Muslim! It must be a Christian goat, because it resurrects after death :D

Instead of quickly re-slaughtering the goat to finish it off, they stupidly kept it alive.  Surely the wound tortured the poor creature, at least it must have been dizzy or something!

The guy in the clip said: they have conducted the correct ritual of Idul Adha slaughtering (including praying and cutting the veins), so for the moment they just do nothing except to wait for the goat to die (Let God decide whether this goat will live or die eventually)

Meanwhile the hansip  took the initiative and started collecting money from people wanting to see the magic, dying goat.

One of the Idul Adha Sacrifice committee members said on the clip that only when the goat really really shows the signs of being alive, will they again repeat the ritual.

I believe the goat died that day. Poor animal! And I agree with one of the YouTube commentators who condemned this pathetic TV station (the logo is on the screen) for broadcasting this news as ‘KAMBING AJAIB’ supernatural… Oh come on, don’t you have any other angle to report that news? why didn’t the reporter contact a licensed vet to take a look whether the butcher did the job right!
And I bet the TV broadcasted this item during the ‘family entertainment’ news segment… Arrrrgh!

I must say in my defense that I didn’t notice how unsteady the goat actually looks.  Watching it a second time, I can now see it’s barely able to stand.  I was more intrigued by the way such a simple thing as a stray goat can become a huge (local) tourist attraction.  I shouldn’t really be so surprised - even I can draw a small crowd in certain parts of Java, just by being me!

It’s almost Idul Adha time again, I hope to bring you another interesting story about it in a few weeks.  Maybe I should make a separate category just for goats?

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